Proust

Proust.


What is your idea of perfect happiness? In the moment.

What is your greatest fear? A child about to vomit.

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? Deplore is a harsh word, man. I have a love/not so love relationship with my face.

What is the trait you most deplore in others? Indifference.

Which living person do you most admire? A human doing good work.

What is your greatest extravagance? Halloween anything.

What is your current state of mind? Exaggerated.

What do you consider the most overrated virtue? Purity.

On what occasion do you lie? When sleeping.

What do you most dislike about your appearance? Jowls.

Which living person do you most despise? A human in a constant cycle of regression.

What is the quality you most like in a man? Softness.

What is the quality you most like in a woman? Toughness.

Which words or phrases do you most overuse? Four letter ones.

What or who is the greatest love of your life? Communication.

When and where were you happiest? Discovering painting.

Which talent would you most like to have? An alcohol tolerance.

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Proper serotonin regluation.

What do you consider your greatest achievement? A good night's sleep.

If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be? A blank canvas.

Where would you most like to live? On a veranda in the south, minus the conservative political narrative.

What is your most treasured possession? Time.

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery? Self doubt.

What is your favourite occupation? Life-doer.

What is your most marked characteristic?

A cackle, if I'm not careful.

What do you most value in your friends? Flaws.

Who are your favourite writers? Bierce, Didion.

Who is your hero of fiction? Marge Gunderson.

Which historical figure do you most identify with? A struggling artist.

Who are your heroes in real life? Amelia Earhart.

What are your favorite names? The Celtic ones with weird spellings.

What is it that you most dislike? Being unfulfilled.

What is your greatest regret? Flair pants.

How would you like to die? Preferably with a sense of purpose.

What is your motto? Keep a garden.